Oh god oh god oh man oh god he's going to bite out my throat or something isn't he dammit why are the pretty ones the psychos...

"No," Yuichi agreed, beaming cheerfully as she tapped her floppy brim again. "I am not. I specifically remember telling you right off the bat that I am a witch. Ergo, I live in a forest, and am not a normal, run-of-the-mill villager." Not a shinobi, since she hadn't been trained to serve anybody or anything other than her own self interest.