"Oh? You're off to see a friend?" Lee echoed in an excitable chirp, leaning well into Sasuke's personal space as he spoke. "Such admirable urgency! Is all well with your friend? Ah, but Sasuke-kun! You can't possibly present yourself as you are!"

Pointing at Sasuke's purchase, Lee leaned in even further to peer directly into the other young man's eyes.

"You seem to have mistakenly purchased three buns for the two of you! That is as odd number, indivisible by two! You should purchase at least one more to avoid any awkward conversations about who is to have the last roll!"

And then Lee paused, gaze narrowing.

"...unless that is the point? Is this-- Could it be young love?! Do you mean to demonstrate your kind and generous nature by surrendering the last baked good? Who is the fortunate soul??"