"Yes, yes," Sasuke started, trying to wave Lee away from the box and also from his person. He edged around the column of green spandex as he spoke, making as subtle a bid for the door (and freedom) as he could manage. One of these days, he was going to hunt through Konoha's birth records to see if Gai and Lee were somehow long-lost relatives, but for now, he --

Wait, what?

"What?" He stared, and then with an effort to sound something other than indignant at the implication: "This isn't the only thing I got her."