"If not, you can beat me for dragging you all the way here for nothing!" Shisui turned to smile at him, and then sighed, walking towards the stairwell backwards. "Soon enough he'll be getting someone pregnant, or whatever the right of passage into manhood is supposed to be for that generation." That was the moment he tripped on the stairs and fell down onto his butt, which might have been karma. He tilted his head up to look at Itachi.

"We should move south--then you wouldn't have to worry about the cold mornings."