Ah, you're gettin' daring, eh Shino? [ Naruto's tone is one of a powerful dictator; he slips into role perfectly, and firms his hands on his hips as he leans down to grin menacingly at his friend. ]

How about we shift the rules up a little, huh? Instead of best two outta three... How about just you an' me. One on one. Winner buys the other guy ramen for a week.

[ What, Shino likes ramen too, right? It's not a selfish prize at all, shut up. ]