In that moment, there were two roads for Tsunade to go down. There was being insulted that the kid was calling her uncool, which ended in death, destruction, and disgrace for everyone involved. Then, there was the one where she let the excellent takoyaki bolster her mood, and took the comments in stride.

Thankfully for the kid and everyone else in the vicinity, Tsunade chose the latter.

"One of the things you learn when you grow up, kid, is that you're always just as dumb as you were when you were younger, just in different ways," Tsunade commented, the bitter words somewhat off-set by her flippant tone. "Wisdom is for white-beards and idiots."